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         <title>tekkonkinkreet</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>So for those who don't know, at my day job I am a graphic designer for a Japanese comic book publisher. One of my favorite work-related projects of last year was designing the rerelease of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Tekkon-Kinkreet-Black-Taiyo-Matsumoto/dp/1421518678/ref=pd_sim_d_h__title_2/203-0829230-1073569?ie=UTF8&qid=1191892266&sr=8-1">TekkonKinkreet: Black & White</a> (the color on Amazon is all wrong). </p>

<p><a href="/images/tk_cover_lg.jpg" target="new"><img src="/images/tk_cover_sm.jpg" width="420" height="190" border="1"></a> (link goes to larger image)</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:14:34 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>everyday i&apos;m hustlin</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>I do not generally listen to hip hop, but I do not generally NOT listen to it either. That shit is catchy and so I've had an internally generated mashup of some song that goes "they see me rollin, they hatin, patrollin" and another one that goes "everyday i'm hustlin" but all with an Indian accent. </p>

<p>Here's a cd cover I did a while ago. It was fun to make. I'm going to start posting some of my work here because I guess I might as well.</p>

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         <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:19:33 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>do we care about the rant?</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>No. We care about the <a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=21551861">creepy dog</a>. That's all. Happy End of This Crappy Year Beginning of Next Much Better Year!</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:50:38 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>redonk</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>In between working, making mix cds, staring into space and wondering if all this goddamned self-discipline and character building is of any use at all, I found <a href="http://www.news.appstate.edu/releases/images/060205library11_dl.jpg">this picture</a>!</p>

<p>I find this image delightful but am fully aware that others may not. More on the baffling things I'm up to when I have more time.</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 13:48:55 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>eaten alive</title>
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/adject/1548478068/">eaten alive</a><br /> 
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<p>Here are some of my photos from Seoul!<br /><br />
<a href="http://flickr.com/photos/adject">http://flickr.com/photos/adject</a></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:17:22 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>smorking and more dead skin</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>(Note: I've been taking assloads of photos. I will post them on my flickr when I get back to the States)</p>

<p>So. Women don't smoke on the streets in Seoul. I've seen one woman smoking, on her lunch break. If you walk down the street with a cigarette AND breasts and you look asian, prepare for crazy stares from anyone over 40. Maybe even the younger ones as well, but I don't remember. Korea is probably one of the most patriarchal place I've ever been although I don't judge that. Not too much. </p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:21:26 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>greetings from seoul</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>So here I am in the place of my birth. My guess is that it's nothing like it was 30 years ago, but who knows? I guess I could find out if I was really curious, but so far I'm fine to just wander the streets, look at weird stuff and munch on weird things. For example, right now I am in a PC Bang (bang=room in Korean) where I was checking my email and trying to figure out where I can find a jimjilbang in Sinchon (the neighborhood I'm currently wandering around in). A jimjilbang is a bathhouse and I don't really want to sit in hot water but I DO want to be scrubbed down by someone in rough mitts.</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:20:17 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>labor day was lovely</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Plain. Let's see. Drinks with coworkers. Dinner. More booze. Some drunk dials. Sleep. Breakfast. Gym. Stern Grove. Mt. Davidson. Coffee shop/chess. Dinner. More booze. Sleep. Breakfast. Cleaning. GG Park. Fungaloids. Walking. Walking. Walking. Screaming. Beach. Sunset. Dinner. Sleep. Breakfast. Coffee shop/reading/chess. Bread baking. Sleep.</p>

<p>I have nothing to share, really, except that San Francisco is too fucking tiny. I wish Burning Man was three months long. Or just permanent. I like having the city all to myself.</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:53:13 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>general thoughts</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>I'd like to be an openly proud hipster now because the hipster thing to do is make fun of hipsters and pretend you're NOT a hipster. Oh blah. In other news. Design is fun!</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:15:52 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>automat</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>If I talked to you at zinefest and you wish to look at my zine-thing there, you can do so at the following link:</p>

<p><a href="http://hypostatic.etsy.com/"><img src="http://www.etsy.com/get_jpg_detail_image.php?image_id=523693"></a><br><br />
<a href="http://hypostatic.etsy.com/">automat</a> (original title 30 year gang bang! alas, I didn't have enough time to do my entire life). </p>

<p>Um. I guess that's it. I have more to say, but I don't exactly know how to say it yet or even if I should bother. I don't believe in spring cleaning, but I purge everything in preparation for winter. I've got to minimalize. </p>

<p>In other news, I am terrifying audioscrobbler by listening to <a href="http://www.gorgoroth.org/">Gorgoroth</a> (A norwegian black metal band. I can enjoy their ridiculous theatrics as well as appreciating sensitive beardcore like, uh, Iron & Wine or something. I can do that just fine thank you very much, but now I am late for going out.)</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:12:39 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>huh</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>I seem to be updating the hell out of my <a href="http://hypostatic.vox.com/">Vox</a> and not so much here at all. Oh well. Check it!</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:12:09 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>long now</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.longnow.org/">http://www.longnow.org/</a></p>

<p>A few years ago I found out about a talk Brian Eno was going to do about the Long Now Foundation. In simple terms, the Long Now Foundation is a bunch of crazy, smart, mostly white guys talking about and attempting to plan for the future. Like, the FUTURE future, the next 10,000 years. I went to go see this talk with a friend and the line (full of hipsters, artists, science freaks, etc) extended for at least a football field. </p>

<p>We didn't get in. And then I forgot about it. Luckily the long now is still there. They've been having regular talks about time (and related subjects) for the past few years and ALL OF THAT SHIT IS <a href="http://www.longnow.org/projects/seminars/">ARCHIVED ON THE INTERNET</a>. </p>

<p>How awesome is that? </p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 16:49:34 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>death</title>
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/adject/169427931/">vegas impersonator dudes</a><br /> 
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<p>I am getting older. I can no longer count the number of people I know who are sick, dying or dead on one hand. It's just sad.<br /><br />
In other news, my company sent me to Vegas for a <a href="http://www.howconference.com/">design conference</a>. I caught up with my old boss from HOUSTON and got to see him give a fairly good talk from his book, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1592530079/002-8259506-8211263?v=glance&n=283155">the Universal Principles of Design</A>. I also bonded with my coworkers, squeezed my per diem for all it was worth and gambled two dollars on the Star Wars slot machine at the airport.<br /><br />
So while it wasn't as earth shattering as the trip to Tokyo they sent me on in October, it was all-around a very good trip. <br /><br />
I am working on another show poster for <a href="http://www.playinginfog.com">Playing in Fog</a><br /><br />
<a href="/images/pif_exboy.jpg" target="new"><img src="/images/pif_exboysm.jpg" width= height= border=1></a><br /><br />
I am considering reading from my awful. awful high school journal at <a href="http://www.getmortified.com">this thing</a>. <br /><br />
And I am thinking about how long it would take the human race to die out if families were restricted to having only one child. Biologically restricted I mean. I'm sure there are books on the subject somewhere. But I'm enjoying chewing it over in my head first.<br /><br />
There is more stuff. But time is so scarce these days.</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:58:25 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>the future is now!</title>
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/adject/157737551/">the future is now?</a><br /> 
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<p>Discovered some whipping cream from space year 2156 whilst cleaning my fridge tonight. Either that or it's made out of plastic.</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 22:39:39 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>thriller</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Y'know, I was going to write something about the things passing through my mind. People come and go. When I am feeling weak, I believe the strongest quality I have for dealing with life is the fact that I can pull newness in as easily as I can ignore what has happened previously. I was going to talk about that and I promise it was going to be deep. </p>

<p>Moving. </p>

<p>It would be all about how I use travel and neophilia as replacements for semi-permanent emotional bonds with people. It was also going to be about how that level of thinking is about two removed from my normal state of consciousness but how, even DEEPER THAN THAT, I know that death is no reason to avoid living (how often do I have to say this) and the lack of people close to me just makes me feel lonely, no matter how fantastical it is to smoke cigarettes in the rafters of a club in Paris, watching everyone and feeling nothing. </p>

<p>But, but, but... further beyond THAT, I could tell you that I do actually have close friends. We have fights, we have triumphs, we have misunderstandings and moments when everything clicks. I cry. A lot. I'm also in love. </p>

<p>So. I was going to write about all that stuff and it was going to be beautiful and touching. But instead, I give you Petra Hayden doing an acapella version of "Thriller."</p>

<p><b>"Thriller"</b><br />
Michael Jackson<br />
as sung by Petra Hayden<br />
(I took this down because people were stealing my bandwidth. Sorry!)</p>

<p><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_item.php?listing_id=161222"><img src="/everyone/automat.jpg" width=300 height=252 border=0></a><br />
Oh, and if you want to check out my APE illustrated zine pamphlet thing, please do. It's called <a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_item.php?listing_id=161222">Automat</a> and it's on sale at Etsy. If I know you, mail me and I'll send you a copy. I was gonna make a webpage for it, but GODDAMN I hate making webpages!<br />
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